- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

A blind man walks into a library.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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