- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A guy was beet by his wife.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Double-whammy

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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