- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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