- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Hi, my name is Jake.

I wrote a funny joke.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whos district champs not JM

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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