- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

You know what's funny? Rape

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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