- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

why dont they make black forks

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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