How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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