- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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