- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Women's Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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