- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

womens rights

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

whos district champs not JM

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Nickelback

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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