- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What is black and looks like a person A black person

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

. . I am a whale

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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