- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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