- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Your mums a potato

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

knock knock Goodbye

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