- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

your face is kinda funny

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Liverpool City Football Club

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What's your guys names?

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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