- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

why did sally drown cause she was black

I like school Said no one ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

the WNBA

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

womens rights

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Anti Joke

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