- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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