- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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