- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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