Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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