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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Ehh

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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