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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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