- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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