- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What fires shots? A gun

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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