- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Chris Bosh's neck

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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