- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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