What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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my egg roll

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69

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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