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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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