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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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