- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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