Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Iif your reading this ur gay

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Mahmy

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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