- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A seal walks into a club.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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