Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Fat people

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Womens rights.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Anti Joke

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