I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

yeyeyeyeye live action

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Heskey time.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Fat people

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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