Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

42

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

My name is Jeff

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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