- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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