Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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