I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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learn. advance!

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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