- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Two planes walk into an office building

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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