- Anti Joke

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Me Neither.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

djkldfnblfnbofgb

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

cats are pussies

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Your mom is so nice.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

knock knock!? . . No.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Me Neither.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

djkldfnblfnbofgb

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

cats are pussies

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Your mom is so nice.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

knock knock!? . . No.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."