So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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You having friends.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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