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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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