What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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