What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Nah

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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