What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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