what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A man walks into a vagina

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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