Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A paralysed man falls over.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Asians.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

You idiot thats 9 letters

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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