what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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XD Jackass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Knock Knock Come in

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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