Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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