Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

White men's rights

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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