Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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