- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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