- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

wanna here a joke? you.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Take wrong turns

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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