- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Women's rights

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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