- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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