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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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