- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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