- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have two hands.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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