Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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