- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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