- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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