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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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