- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why? Why not?

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

mmm i love marble bumhole

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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