- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

su algato es en fuego

What's two plus two? Window

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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