- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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