- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

My wife made me a sandwich

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