Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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minorities

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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