- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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