- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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