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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

whats 1 + 1? 2

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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