So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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