Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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