why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Loperson

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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