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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

A paralysed man falls over.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Women's Rights.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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