- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How would you rule?

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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