If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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