- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

No it doesnt..

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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