A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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