- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What? Why?

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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