Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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-knock knock! -doors open

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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can you touch your toes? no

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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