- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.