- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

richard is fag

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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