- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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