- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

richard is fag

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

if you don't like this you're gay

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

I named my son ps2 controller

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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