Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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