Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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