- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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