- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more worse than death? Death

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Potassium? K.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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