- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do u call a cripple Biv

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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