Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

alex is cool

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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