What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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