How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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