- Anti Joke

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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