sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Tony Romo

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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