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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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