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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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