What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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