what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

steven hawking walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

[Set up] [No punch line]

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's worse than this That :(

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

my wife out of the kitchen

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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