- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Fine, ladies first.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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