A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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