- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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