Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

The EPA.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

women's rights

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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