- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

nolan is gay

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Dwight Howard

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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