A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

whats worse than gill? nothing

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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