do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

poop.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

This is a joke.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Asians

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

miha kako si?

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

your mom

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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