- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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