Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

I have read the terms and conditions

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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