- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Women's rights

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What is life? Paul.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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