- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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