- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

LO AND BEHOLD!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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