- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

i have two hands.

baloney sandwich

i have yougurt mit traktor

HURT

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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