Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Poop.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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