- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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