- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Cancer.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Once there was a girl named Andrea

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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