- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Emily Walker.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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