- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

I'm so punny.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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