- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

No!

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What is white and square? A ping pong block

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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