- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

copy me and i will kill you

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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