A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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