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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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hola said the chinese man

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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